'We Don't Need Weed Money': FL Economy is too Good to Need Marijuana Industry, DeSantis Says

'We Don't Need Weed Money': FL Economy is too Good to Need Marijuana Industry, DeSantis Says

Liv Caputo
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October 30, 2024
Gov. Ron DeSantis on Wednesday touted Florida's leading economy as a top reason why voters should stomp out an amendment legalizing recreational marijuana, pointing out that the state's financial status is so good there's no need for additional "weed money" to buttress it. The Governor's comments happened at a West Palm Beach roundtable held to […]
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Florida Slips into Bottom Ten for Public Safety and Infrastructure, Report Reveals

Florida Slips into Bottom Ten for Public Safety and Infrastructure, Report Reveals

Liv Caputo
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August 28, 2024
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Despite Gov. Ron DeSantis' recent efforts to beef up Florida's healthcare and transportation systems, a new report analyzing public safety and infrastructure has ranked the Sunshine State in the abysmally low 44th position. In other words, Florida's in the bottom ten. "Florida's low emergency health care ranking and lengthy commutes outweigh its decent bridge […]
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DeSantis Says He Vetoed Culture Funding to Stop Paying For 'Sexual' Fringe Festivals

DeSantis Says He Vetoed Culture Funding to Stop Paying For 'Sexual' Fringe Festivals

Liv Caputo
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June 27, 2024
AUBURNDALE, FL—Governor Ron DeSantis said he vetoed $32 million from the state's budget because he doesn't want money going toward things the government can't control, such as the "sexual" and "inappropriate" Fringe Festival. "This is money that would go and—we didn't have control over how it was being given, so you have your tax dollars […]
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Gone Fishin'? DeSantis Creates Florida-Only Lobster Season, Prizes for Lionfish-Capture

Gone Fishin'? DeSantis Creates Florida-Only Lobster Season, Prizes for Lionfish-Capture

Liv Caputo
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June 19, 2024
MARATHON, FL—Governor Ron DeSantis announced a Florida-man-style package on Wednesday morning, touting a day of lobster-catching just for Florida residents plus increased prizes for lionfish capturers and $5 million for artificial reefs. Spiny lobsters are one of the largest crustaceans in the Caribbean Sea and a South Florida delicacy. However, their declining populations have led […]
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Last Squeeze🍊—6.13.2024—Biden Accused of 'Sh*tting His Pants'—Donalds Calls Biden 'Trash'—Republicans Think US Newspaper Has Hamas-Ties—Much More...

Last Squeeze🍊—6.13.2024—Biden Accused of 'Sh*tting His Pants'—Donalds Calls Biden 'Trash'—Republicans Think US Newspaper Has Hamas-Ties—Much More...

Liv Caputo
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June 13, 2024
Lawmakers Squabble Over Biden's Cognitive State, Accuse him of Sh*tting his Pants Congressional lawmakers from Florida, including Representative Matt Gaetz (R-FL), continue to question President Joe Biden's cognitive state after the 80th anniversary of D-Day in Normandy...READ MORE   FL Sen. Lauren Book: "In the years since Roe was overturned, extremists have waged deceitful attacks on […]
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What Didn't Make the Cut? DeSantis' 16 Page Veto List

What Didn't Make the Cut? DeSantis' 16 Page Veto List

Liv Caputo
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June 13, 2024
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Governor Ron DeSantis signed the 2024-2025 budget totaling $116.5 billion Wednesday afternoon, and with it sent out his 16-page list of projects amounting to almost $1 billion that didn't cut it. According to the official document, DeSantis is removing $949,611,399 in budget items, $766,287,757 of which is general revenue while the remainder is trust […]
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JUICE🍊—6.13.2024—DeSantis Signs Budget—Donalds Talks About Biden's Cognitive Decline—Much More...

JUICE🍊—6.13.2024—DeSantis Signs Budget—Donalds Talks About Biden's Cognitive Decline—Much More...

Javier Manjarres
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June 13, 2024
'The Big Enchilada': DeSantis Signs $116.5 Billion State Budget TAMPA, FL—In its final form, Governor Ron DeSantis approved this year's $116.5 billion budget while vetoing around $1 billion in projects, touting a staggering $17 billion surplus..READ MORE     Governor Ron DeSantis: "While the federal government’s reckless spending fuels inflation, Florida has set an example for […]
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'The Big Enchilada': DeSantis Signs $116.5 Billion State Budget

'The Big Enchilada': DeSantis Signs $116.5 Billion State Budget

Liv Caputo
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June 13, 2024
TAMPA, FL—In its final form, Governor Ron DeSantis approved this year's $116.5 billion budget while vetoing around $1 billion in projects, touting a staggering $17 billion surplus. "This is a budget that shows it can be done," DeSantis said at the Tampa press conference, applauding his "great" budget as a "mark of good leadership". "We […]
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DeSantis Removes State Park Entry Fees for Memorial Day Weekend

DeSantis Removes State Park Entry Fees for Memorial Day Weekend

Liv Caputo
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April 30, 2024
NAPLES, FL—Governor Ron DeSantis announced a twofer celebration beginning on Memorial Day, first removing all entry fees for state parks for Memorial Day weekend, and kicking off the state's "Freedom Summer", exempting sales taxes for nearly four months. "Because we want as many people to be able to enjoy this as possible, for the entire […]
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DeSantis Awards Ground-Breaking $2.2 Billion Toward Special Needs Floridians

DeSantis Awards Ground-Breaking $2.2 Billion Toward Special Needs Floridians

Liv Caputo
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April 29, 2024
JUPITER, FL—Governor Ron DeSantis approved over $2.2 billion in the state budget for the Agency for Persons with Disabilities, the highest level of funding ever allocated to direct services for people with unique abilities. "As Governor, I will continue to ensure every Floridian has access to high-quality services to create a pathway to live up […]
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DeSantis Doles out Millions to Take on Hurricanes and Financially Assist Floridians

DeSantis Doles out Millions to Take on Hurricanes and Financially Assist Floridians

Liv Caputo
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April 24, 2024
REDINGTON SHORES, FL—Governor Ron DeSantis announced $50 million toward beach renourishment and signed two bills into law Wednesday morning, appropriating millions of dollars to fortify Florida homes and condos against hurricane damage. Since 2000, 79 tropical or subtropical cyclones have hit Florida's coastlines, resulting in over $236 billion in damage and causing 145 direct fatalities […]
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DeSantis Touts $3.14 Billion in Two Years Toward Everglades Restoration Efforts

DeSantis Touts $3.14 Billion in Two Years Toward Everglades Restoration Efforts

Liv Caputo
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April 22, 2024
WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Governor Ron DeSantis approved an additional $1.5 billion toward Everglades restoration and water quality on Earth Day, hoping to resuscitate the most threatened National Park in the United States. In his first four years in office, DeSantis allocated $3.3 billion toward restoration and water management. In January 2023, he promised that his […]
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Passidomo's Low-Profile Budget Item Provides Funding to Afterschool Charity Programs

Passidomo's Low-Profile Budget Item Provides Funding to Afterschool Charity Programs

Liv Caputo
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March 23, 2024
TALLAHASSEE, FL—An education priority of Senate President Kathleen Passidomo has gone mostly unnoticed in the state's budget, providing funding to afterschool programs allowing children to earn money for learned skills, and then donate the money to a charity of their choice. "It's special for the Senate President," Katie Betta, Passidomo's Communications Director, told The Floridian. "It's […]
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DeSantis Nominates Budget Director Chris Spencer as New State Board of Administration Director

DeSantis Nominates Budget Director Chris Spencer as New State Board of Administration Director

Liv Caputo
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March 22, 2024
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Friday morning Governor Ron DeSantis nominated his long-time aide and Budget Director to become the next Executive Director of the State Board of Administration, which oversees Florida's struggling pension plans. Chris Spencer, the Director of Policy and Budget for the Governor, will go before the State Board of Administration's (SBA) trustees—Attorney General Ashley Moody, […]
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Legislature Swoops in to Save Wakulla Springs From 16-Pump Gas Station

Legislature Swoops in to Save Wakulla Springs From 16-Pump Gas Station

Liv Caputo
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March 18, 2024
WAKULLA, FL—Wakulla Springs, the largest underground cave system in America, will be saved from an oil company's plan to build a 16-pump gas station over the freshwater territory. One of the world's largest and deepest freshwater springs, Wakulla's crystal clear waters are home to manatees, alligators, turtles, and...a gas station? Not anymore, thanks to the […]
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The Lounge🍊—3.10.2024—SINE DIE! Legislative Session in Florida Ends—More...

The Lounge🍊—3.10.2024—SINE DIE! Legislative Session in Florida Ends—More...

Liv Caputo
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March 1, 2024
SINE DIE! The final week of the Legislative Session has come and gone, and with it a series of scraps as Lawmakers rushed to pass their last-minute bills. Sine Die officially came at 2:27 PM on Friday, marked by the signature hanky-drop from the Capitol's sergeants, signifying session is over—and a flurry of bill signing […]
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Scott's Budget Bill Makes the 2023 'No Brainers' List

Scott's Budget Bill Makes the 2023 'No Brainers' List

Jackson Bakich
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December 12, 2023
Senator Rick Scott’s (R-FL) No Budget No Pay Act has made the annual National Taxpayers Union (NTU) “No Brainers” list for the year 2023. The bill would “prohibit Members of Congress from receiving their salaries if they fail to pass a concurrent budget resolution and the required appropriations bills by the start of each fiscal […]
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Anticipating a Government Shutdown, Biden and Republicans Clash Over Military Salaries

Anticipating a Government Shutdown, Biden and Republicans Clash Over Military Salaries

Mateo Guillamont
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September 26, 2023
Washington, D.C.- President Joe Biden is publicly accusing Republicans of ignoring the needs of military personnel and their families in light of the potential government shutdown.  President Biden's latest comments follow an overarching campaign by the Democrat party to undermine the motivations of congressional Republicans unwilling to support their proposed budget.  “Extreme House Republicans are […]
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