TALLAHASSEE— With the Florida Legislative session winding down (not really), members of the Republican-led House of Representatives are being showered with new (clean) knit socks courtesy of Rep. Meg ‘MAGA Meg’ Weinberger (R).Rep. Weinberger’s gift to members are ”MAGA MEG” socks designed by Sammy Loudon, son of conservative media personality, Dr. Gina Loudon.
Sammy hand drew the “MAGA Meg” logo on the socks. It took him 8 tries to get it right, but you know what they say, “practices makes perfect.”
Sammy, who was born with Down Syndrome and adopted by Dr. Loudon and her husband, worked on Rep. Weinberger’s state House race.
Weinberger, who recently stood with President Donald Trump to unveil the "President Donald J. Trump Blvd," asserts that Sammy was the “best employee and sign-waver ever.”
“From the moment he could hold a crayon, Sammy has seen the world through creativity and joy. His bold, imaginative artwork grew form simple drawings into a meaningful way to share what he cares about and how he sees the world.”-Sammyssocks
Hey, how about some sock jokes? Why not!
- Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks?
In case they get a hole in one!
- Who is the most famous footwear philosopher?
Sockrates
- What did the hat say to the sock?
I’ll go on ahead, you go on foot.
- Why did the pair of socks decide to break up?
Because one of them always had to be right, and the other one left.
- What kind of socks do you need to plant flowers?
Garden hose!
- What do you call a financier with a hole in their sock?
A sock broker.
- Person 1: Your sock has a hole in it!
Person 2: No it doesn’t.
Person 1: Then how did you get your foot in?
- What did one new sock say to the other?
“Great things are afoot!”
- What did the sock-stealing gnome tell his wife before going to work?
It socks to be apart from my sole mate for so darn long!
