With Broward and Miami-Dade Counties having the most cases of the deadly Coronavirus, is anyone surprised that officials have put in place a mandatory mask order?
After being turned away at a Wal-Mart and Walgreens in Fort Lauderdale for not having a mask on (they had posted signs with the mandate), I realized that my family did not have any mask at home, and assumed that ordering them would be a nightmare.
So, instead of wrapping my underwear around my face like some people are doing, I, Javier Manjarres, your trusty and very savvy reporter decided to raid my daughter’s diaper drawer and use one of Size 5 Mickey Mouse Huggies.
Let me just say, these work better than all those masks. As you can see above, I complete wrap-around protection, but while these little crappers work, I advise you all not to go out and buy them.
Parents like myself need diapers for are little stinkers, what else would we use?
I will order masks in a moment so that I do not go through Little Ms. Manjarres stockpile of diapers.
Meanwhile, here in Broward County, there are some 2,800 cases with 76 reported deaths. Miami-Dade is worse off.
The boogie-down of Miami is reporting 6,800 cases and 94 deaths.