Wasserman Schultz Picks the Gators to Win Basketball Championship

Wasserman Schultz Picks the Gators to Win Basketball Championship

Jackson Bakich
Jackson Bakich
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March 21, 2025

Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL), a University of Florida graduate, has chosen the Florida Gators (surprise, surprise) to win the NCAA men's basketball national championship, lovingly known as "March Madness." The Gators are the No. 4 overall seed in the tournament and the #1 seed out of the West bracket.

Rep. Wasserman Schultz provided some analysis and cold-hearted trash talk heading into the tournament.

"Hey everyone, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, here, for the "Big Dance," March Madness. Just want to make sure everyone knows I'm a huge Florida Gator fan. Go Gators, and we're going to win it all. And I don't want to see anyone worrying about football season, because the Gators run the whole damn calendar," Rep. Wasserman Schultz stated.

The Florida congresswoman then threw some jabs toward other notable teams in the 68-team bracket, naming #1 Duke of the East region and #5 Michigan of the South region.

"And you Michigan fans, you'll need to be focusing on the Big House (colloquial name of Michigan's football stadium), because you won't be making it past our house," said Wasserman Schultz. "And we've got orange and blue nightmares for the Blue Devils in the finals, too. Only Coach K (referring to Coach Mike Krzyzewski, Duke's retired legendary coach) won't be walking through that door to save you guys this time."

Moreover, Wasserman Schultz threw a jab at the back-to-back defending national champions, #8 UConn of the West region, saying their squad won't make it past the first round.

"And Huskies, don't book a hotel past this Thursday, you won't need it. While UConn's packing their bags, we'll be packing the championship confetti. Go Gators. We're going to win it all, you heard it here first," concluded Wasserman Schultz.

The Florida Gators had the second-best odds (+350) to win the Big Dance heading into Thursday, according to ESPN. They trail only the Duke Blue Devils (+280).

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Jackson Bakich

Jackson Bakich

Born in Orlando but raised in Lake County, Florida, Jackson Bakich is currently a senior at Florida State University. Growing up in the sunshine state, Bakich co-hosted the political talk radio show "Lake County Roundtable" (WLBE) and was a frequent guest for "Lake County Sports Show" (WQBQ). Currently, he is the Sports Editor of the FSView and the co-host of "Tomahawk Talk" (WVFS), a sports talk radio program covering Florida State athletics in Tallahassee.

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