Poll: Florida Republicans and Democrats Are Sex Starved?

TALLAHASSEE, FL—As much of the country focuses on the groundbreaking upcoming presidential election, a health company chose to survey sexual behaviors among political parties, finding that one-third of Florida Republicans, who are allegedly sex-starved, are open to dating a Democrat.

Gen Z Republicans, meanwhile, are the most resistant to choosing a partner with opposing views while Gen X Democrats are the most receptive. The survey also shows that Florida Democrats are also depriving themselves of sex.

Both Democrats and Republicans appear too busy looking for the right Phillips Head or Flat Head tools to "screw" themselves over that they may be neglecting their own primal needs.

Invigor Medical, an online clinic based out of Washington state targeting "weight loss, anti-aging, and sexual health", in June polled 1,000 people nationwide (393 Democrats and 293 Republicans) to examine how "political landscapes shape sexual behaviors" by contrasting red and blue states.

The survey, which included 67 Floridians (37 Democrats and 20 Republicans), found that 28% of respondents are moderately open to political differences in their relationships. However, only 35% of Republicans felt political alignment was unimportant, and just 5% considered it "very important."

This is far lower than the national numbers, in which 59% of Republicans claimed they were open to dating a Democrat. This is reflected in broader statistics, where 68% of Democrats, 45% of Independents, and 63% of Republicans are in relationships with partners who hold different political views.

However, when that statistic is broken down by generation, it shows that Gen Z Republicans are the least open to selecting sexual partners across political lines (at just 6%) whereas Gen X Democrats are the most open (at 16%).

In terms of sexual activity, Republicans and Democrats reported similar frequencies. About 13% of Republicans have sex less than once a week compared to 11% of Democrats, while 21.5% of Republicans and 21.88% of Democrats have sex more than four times a week.

"Me Love you Long Time"

According to the survey, Democrats defend prostitution and the use of hookers more than Republicans or Independents. Oops! We meant to say "escorts" or "companions"