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“Trump Straws” alternative to soggy “liberal” paper straws

“Trump Straws” alternative to soggy “liberal” paper straws


That’s the last straw!

President Donald Trump is “so over paper straws” that his campaign has decided to make their very own “Trump Straws” to counter this and other “liberal ideas,” saying that “paper straws don’t work and they fall apart instantly.”

“Now you can finally be free from liberal paper straws that fall apart within minutes and ruin your drink,” stated Trump Campaign Manager Brad Parscale in a fundraising email. “Trump Straws are custom made with the Official Trump Logo, recyclable and reusable, and, as always, 100% MADE IN AMERICA.”

Parscale warns that paper straws are just “another example of failed liberal overregulation, but reassures supporters that the “Trump Straws” are the “perfect solution.

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Paper straws are just another example of failed liberal overregulation. Fear not, President Trump has the perfect solution!


Javier Manjarres is a nationally renowned award-winning South Florida-based political journalist owns Diverse New Media, Corp. which publishes,,, and He enjoys traveling, playing soccer, mixed martial arts, weight-lifting, swimming and biking. He ran as a Republican in the 2018 congressional primary race in Florida's CD 22. Javier is also a political consultant, and has also authored "BROWN PEOPLE," which is a book about Hispanic Politics. Learn more at Email him at [email protected]

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